What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 01:11
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
What is your best gay fantasy?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??